508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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She bit a glass in half.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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