Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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