I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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