I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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