I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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