Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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