Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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