dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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