return my video game
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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