i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Randomize