i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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