READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
time to smoke my breakfast
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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