I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he thought i was a dude.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?