Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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