Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Randomize