Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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