fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
now i know why i became what i already was.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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