I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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