Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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