I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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