So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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