her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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