Already got asked if we're dating
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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