She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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