So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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