I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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