i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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