Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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