U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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