I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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