What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Randomize
