I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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