HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
birth control should be required to get into college
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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