the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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