yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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