i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
should my penis look like a turkey
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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