O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
