Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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