That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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