I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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