Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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