I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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