Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
PANTIES FOUND
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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