I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
its not stalking. its research.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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