Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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