Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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