Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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