This girl is more easily done than said...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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