So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
