I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just pee around me
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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