He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So apparently I’m into choking now
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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