id be glad to
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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