And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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