I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You are a genius and a whore.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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