She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the condom got lost in my hair
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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