**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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