Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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